Welcome

Good Evening,

I Doctor Frankenstein, EvM.D., AD, CD, DVD, OCD, will be your host this evening as I guide you through a turbulent, and bumpy night of online dating. What might make me an expert in the field of love you might be asking? Well besides all of the impressive letters at the end of my name, I have not only created the love of life but I also am a member! I created this site to find my own true love and decided to share my secret formula of twenty-seven compatibility tests and fifteen fresh herbs and spices.

Now without further adieu,

Navigation:

On the left-hand side of each page you will find a navigation console made up of the same four options. The Abandoned Mansion will bring you back home to this starting page each time, while Autopsy File will take you to a video that I have specifically prepared that will instruct you on the "Finer" details of how to date a Monster.

Clicking on Morgue will allow you to review photos and information on your next victim... Err, I mean date. Finally clicking on 911 will bring you to the contact page for contacting the MonsterDating.com staff including myself.

Maybe dating isn't your thing after all but instead having a pet is and if you are into things somewhat icky and slimy you can always check out this site for amazing products for your pet snails! Super Charged Sleds for Snails

So in conclusion, Good luck, be safe and always, Happy Hunting!